The Administrator’s Robot

There once was an administrator

The time he would enter

But his people can never remember

Timesheets were due by five, no later

The administrator was frustrated

He sat and contemplated

A plan to get all timesheets completed

By the deadline he had stated

He created a robot named Dray

If a timesheet was empty at the end of the day

The robot would zap them with a shock ray

While repeating the phrase, “No Pay”

The workers got angry

The administrator was charged with assault and battery

The robot was sent to a factory

Where it now works in security

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