My mom and I were visiting Canada for the first time. She was driving and I was looking out the window. We were stuck in a traffic jam, so we were barely moving.
Up ahead I could see a scruffy looking man, leaning against a light post. He was wearing sweatpants and a dirty t-shirt. He had a funny grin on his face, which is what caught my attention.
We slowly approached the man. All of a sudden, he whipped out his private part. He seemed to be very pleased with himself, but I just shrugged my shoulders. I was not impressed.