Voodoo Vacuum Cleaner Curse

I am afflicted with a voodoo vacuum cleaner curse.  I don’t know who is responsible for the curse.  I also don’t know why they felt it was necessary to curse me in this way.  However, the effects of this curse continue to torment me.

Every vacuum cleaner I touch is affected by the curse.  There are numerous vacuum cleaners with motor malfunctions, because I used them a few times.  Once I was vacuuming and the plastic handle literally broke into two pieces.  I managed to puncture a hose with a pen.  I turned on my mom’s vacuum cleaner and there was a loud popping noise.  That vacuum cleaner is no longer functioning.

At this point I am convinced there is a voodoo vacuum cleaner curse on my life.  If anyone knows how to remove this curse, please let me know.  I need help!

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