I am afflicted with a voodoo vacuum cleaner curse. I don’t know who is responsible for the curse. I also don’t know why they felt it was necessary to curse me in this way. However, the effects of this curse continue to torment me.
Every vacuum cleaner I touch is affected by the curse. There are numerous vacuum cleaners with motor malfunctions, because I used them a few times. Once I was vacuuming and the plastic handle literally broke into two pieces. I managed to puncture a hose with a pen. I turned on my mom’s vacuum cleaner and there was a loud popping noise. That vacuum cleaner is no longer functioning.
At this point I am convinced there is a voodoo vacuum cleaner curse on my life. If anyone knows how to remove this curse, please let me know. I need help!