Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The king’s men and horses tried to help, but since Humpty Dumpty fell he cracked his shell.
Humpty Dumpty was taken to the hospital for a medical evaluation and an insurance consultation.
A surgery was required to save Humpty Dumpty’s life. However, with the insurance agent there was much strife.
The insurance company refused to pay, because the accident happened on a rainy day.
A surgery was performed and the doctor saved Humpty Dumpty’s life. Then the doctor gave a bill to Humpty Dumpty’s wife.
The surgery cost was more than Humpty Dumpty could ever pay, even if he worked all night and day.
Humpty Dumpty called a lawyer in town. He filed for bankruptcy, but refused to frown.
Humpty Dumpty’s credit score was shot, but at least he didn’t die. He said, “I’ll become a politician and fight for better insurance regulations,” then let out a sigh.
Humpty Dumpty is now a leader in the Egg Head party, fighting for insurance parity and equality.