Today is Mother’s Day, so I thought it would be a good time for me to apologize to my mom.

Mom, I am sorry for:

• Hiding rubber snakes in the bed
• Putting that fuzzy worm on your shoulder
• Putting fish from the creek into our bathtub
• All those times you had to visit the principle, because I got in trouble at school
• Being extremely stubborn and ignoring everything you said
• Putting a plastic spider in your hair
• Hiding my brother in the shrunk
• All those speeding tickets I go as a teenager
• Being rebellious and obnoxious

It didn’t matter how much trouble I caused, how mischievous or reckless I behaved, you where always there.  You never abandoned me or gave up on me.  You are an awesome mom and I love you.