This morning, I woke up with crusty junk caked on my left eyelid and my eye was itching like crazy. Unfortunitly, I have conjunctivitis (aka: pink eye).
Conjunctivitis is highly contagious, so my family and friends immediately started to distance themselves from me. Basically, they would prefer to have no contact with me while I am infectious.
I don’t really blame them. After all, I am a walking biohazard at the moment.