Crashing and Driving School

I’ve seen a vast number of inconsiderate drivers over the years, so I came up with a plan to improve the situation.

When I retire, I want to buy an old truck and drive around looking for bad drivers.  If someone runs a red light, I’m not going to stop.  Instead, I will hit them with my truck.

If they try to steal my parking space, I will hit them with my truck.

I plan to hit them hard enough to leave a nasty dent, but not hard enough to cause injuries.

Sounds like a great plan to me.

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