I’ve seen a vast number of inconsiderate drivers over the years, so I came up with a plan to improve the situation.
When I retire, I want to buy an old truck and drive around looking for bad drivers. If someone runs a red light, I’m not going to stop. Instead, I will hit them with my truck.
If they try to steal my parking space, I will hit them with my truck.
I plan to hit them hard enough to leave a nasty dent, but not hard enough to cause injuries.
Sounds like a great plan to me.