Crashing and Driving School

I’ve seen a vast number of inconsiderate drivers over the years, so I came up with a plan to improve the situation.

When I retire, I want to buy an old truck and drive around looking for bad drivers.  If someone runs a red light, I’m not going to stop.  Instead, I will hit them with my truck.

If they try to steal my parking space, I will hit them with my truck.

I plan to hit them hard enough to leave a nasty dent, but not hard enough to cause injuries.

Sounds like a great plan to me.


2 thoughts on “Crashing and Driving School

  1. This is an excellent idea! Last week someone reversed their car right up against mine when they were parked on the street. There was no need, they had about five foot of clear space in front of them. I had another car parked quite close behind me so it took ages to manoeuvre myself out of the gap. I did the British version of your plan and left a very passive aggressive note under their windscreen wipers.

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