Cleveland Mason Jr was arrested last week for stealing 26 bottles of body wash from Hometown Market in Decatur, Alabama. I wonder why.
- Maybe his New Year’s resolution was to stay clean.
- Maybe he has a body wash fetish.
- Maybe he always wanted to be called The Body Wash Bandit.
- Maybe he was planing a prank.
- Maybe he was going to use the body wash to clean evidence from another crime.
- Maybe he is a kleptomaniac.
Anyway, this crime leaves me scratching my head and wondering why.
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