Lost Sock Theory

Have you ever lost a sock?  Have you every wondered what happened to all those lost socks?  I have a few theories:

  • They were abducted by one footed aliens.
  • They went through the lint trap, which created a vortex and ended up in an alternate universe, where people find strange socks they don’t own in their dryer.
  • The spinning of the dryer created a paranormal suction and they are stuck in inter-dimensional space.
  • Kids used the socks to make puppets and buried the evidence in the yard.
  • Dogs used the socks as chew toys and buried the evidence in the yard.
  • The dryer gave the socks as an offering to the God of Appliances.
  • The socks ran away to live the single life.
  • The socks ran off in protest of stinky feet.

Do you have any theories as to where all the missing socks have gone?

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9 thoughts on “Lost Sock Theory

  1. I know where one of Stephan’s shoe shop went a few days ago. The assistant lent Jackie a sock to help her try on a shoe. When she got home she was still wearing it.

    Alternative suggestion: lost in a children’s sleepover.

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  2. The heat and rotation of a clothes drier creates the right conditions for the formation of a quantum black hole. During the drying process socks become negatively changed and attracted to the black hole and are sucked through the resulting worm hole to a low orbit around a neutron star in a distant galaxy.

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