Alloway is a famous rat that dispenses practical advice to humans and animals. Here are a couple of examples.
- Love is difficult because it’s very, very important. Nothing very, very important was every easy.
- If you want him to be your bestest friend, then all you have to do is make it clear that he yours and he can’t do a leave. Pin him down, show him who’s in charge, pee on everything he owns, stability and boundaries are key.
This is book is hilarious and I loved it.