Christmas Jokes

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My favorite jokes from this book are:

  • Q: Who sings, “Love me tender,” and makes Christmas toys?
  • A: Santa’s Little Elvis 

 

  • Q: What was the hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?
  • A: Oh comb all ye faithful 

 

  • Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
  • A: Because he didn’t want to be recognized

 

  • Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
  • A: With his North Pole-aroid