You might be a redneck if you have a camouflaged alarm clock.
In 1996, I bought a new Ford Ranger. I went to register the truck and was handed this license plate.
This was not a personalized plate. The letters “UFO” just happen to be the next letters that came up in the series.
Since I do have a history of speeding and I have received numerous speeding tickets, it seemed appropriate.
I sold that truck a long time ago and I currently live in Alabama. However, I saved the license plate and now it hangs on my wall.
Gwen lectured me on my messy laundry organizational style. I can’t believe I just got a lecture from a teenager. What is this world coming to?