Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

  1. Spring fever 
  2. Winter blues
  3. Zombie bite
  4. Hit by a deer
  5. Caffeine withdrawal 
  6. Injured by falling out of bed
  7. Indigestion due to overeating 
  8. Hiccups
  9. Vitamin D deficiency must spend the day at the beach
  10. Legs fell asleep and cannot walk
  11. Hair emergency roots are showing 
  12. Poisoned by a family member
  13. Wii elbow

What are some other reasons for calling in sick?  Share your ideas in the comment section.