Creative Reasons to Call in Sick
- Spring fever
- Winter blues
- Zombie bite
- Hit by a deer
- Caffeine withdrawal
- Injured by falling out of bed
- Indigestion due to overeating
- Vitamin D deficiency must spend the day at the beach
- Legs fell asleep and cannot walk
- Hair emergency roots are showing
- Poisoned by a family member
- Wii elbow
What are some other reasons for calling in sick? Share your ideas in the comment section.
You might be a redneck if you use an old door as a porch post.
One of my dogs decided to put their toy alligator in the water bowl. Alligators do like water, so it does seem like an appropriate place for the toy.