Alloway is a famous rat that dispenses practical advice to humans and animals. Here are a couple of examples.
- Love is difficult because it’s very, very important. Nothing very, very important was every easy.
- If you want him to be your bestest friend, then all you have to do is make it clear that he yours and he can’t do a leave. Pin him down, show him who’s in charge, pee on everything he owns, stability and boundaries are key.
This is book is hilarious and I loved it.
While I was in New Orleans, I bought a hat with this on it.
According to alligators, we should all:
- Keep a low profile
- Be thick skinned
- Bask in the sun
- Take a bit out of life
This is great advice. Alligators are a lot smarter than I thought.
I found the Fountain of Youth. Unfortunately, it’s broken.
I found this on facebook and it describes me perfectly.
It’s good to know where I can buy sugar free gas, just in case my jeep ever develops diabetes.