Worms on my Bed

It’s been raining non-stop for days and my yard is flooded.  When this happens, worms come out of the ground and end up on our patio.

I woke up this morning and sent my dogs out for their first bathroom break of the day.  I go about my business and open the door for them a few minutes later.  I really wasn’t paying much attention when they came back into the house.  Like I said, I just woke up and wasn’t completely alert.

I went to get my phone and Baby Ben is on my bed with tons of worms stuck in his fur.  Apparently, he thought it would be a good idea to roll around in the worms and then decided to take a nap on my bed.

Well, I am alert now!

It’s a good thing he’s cute, or I would have to trade him in for a goldfish.

 

Christmas Jokes

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My favorite jokes from this book are:

  • Q: Who sings, “Love me tender,” and makes Christmas toys?
  • A: Santa’s Little Elvis 

 

  • Q: What was the hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?
  • A: Oh comb all ye faithful 

 

  • Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
  • A: Because he didn’t want to be recognized

 

  • Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
  • A: With his North Pole-aroid 

Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

  1. Spring fever 
  2. Winter blues
  3. Zombie bite
  4. Hit by a deer
  5. Caffeine withdrawal 
  6. Injured by falling out of bed
  7. Indigestion due to overeating 
  8. Hiccups
  9. Vitamin D deficiency must spend the day at the beach
  10. Legs fell asleep and cannot walk
  11. Hair emergency roots are showing 
  12. Poisoned by a family member
  13. Wii elbow

What are some other reasons for calling in sick?  Share your ideas in the comment section.