My favorite jokes from this book are:
- Q: Who sings, “Love me tender,” and makes Christmas toys?
- A: Santa’s Little Elvis
- Q: What was the hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?
- A: Oh comb all ye faithful
- Q: Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
- A: Because he didn’t want to be recognized
- Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
- A: With his North Pole-aroid