Nursing Home Shenanigans

I was thinking about what life would be like if I ended up in a nursing home in my older years.  I was also thinking about ways to entertain myself while living in the nursing home.

This is what I came up with

  • Pop wheelies in my wheelchair
  • Organize midnight parties
  • Steal the nurses clipboards and hide them
  • Set off the sprinklers
  • Pull all the emergency cords
  • Fake vomit on the doctor
  • Put apple juice in pee cups then drop them on the floor
  • TP the place
  • Set up wheelchair races
  • Throw noodles on the ceiling to see how long they stick