Last week, was a bit of an emotional roller coster for me. It all started Friday morning, my mom was struggling to breath. She was sitting in a chair and literally gasping for air.
I drove Mom to the ER and I was terrified that she might not make it. I didn’t know what was wrong with her, but I knew she was in trouble.
We walked into the hospital and she was immediately taken to a room. A team of nurses came in the room and started working. They were asking questions, getting an IV started, hooking up an EKG machine, checking her blood pressure, and monitoring her oxygen levels. Also, blood tests and an x-ray of her chest were performed in rapid succession.
The doctor came into the room and said Mom had fluid in her lungs, which caused her COPD to be exacerbated. Mom was admitted to the hospital and given antibiotics, oxygen, steroids, diuretics, blood thinners, and a nebulizer.
The treatment regimen was successful and Mom’s breathing started to improve. She is scheduled to come home today. We are all excited to have her back, especially her little dog named Norton.
This morning, I woke up with crusty junk caked on my left eyelid and my eye was itching like crazy. Unfortunitly, I have conjunctivitis (aka: pink eye).
Conjunctivitis is highly contagious, so my family and friends immediately started to distance themselves from me. Basically, they would prefer to have no contact with me while I am infectious.
I don’t really blame them. After all, I am a walking biohazard at the moment.
I had to take my laptop to Mac Resource Store, because I accidentally got droplets of glue from a spray can on the keyboard. When I picked up my laptop, I was still wearing my bandages from the surgery.
The employee that helped me checkout is named Eric and he asked about the bandages. That’s how we got to talking about ear surgeries. Turns out, Eric also has hearing loss and he got a BAHA implant a few years ago. We talked a little bit about the surgery and other surgeries. We both had mastoidectomies done and we have even seen some of the same doctors.
I had a great time talking with Eric, because I don’t know anyone who has undergone similar surgeries as me. When I get the outer processor for the BAHA, I am going to visit Eric again, so we can compare thoughts on the device.
It may sound funny, but I am kind of glad I messed up my keyboard. I got to meet a great person that I can relate to in a way I have never done before.
Today is Mother’s Day, so I thought it would be a good time for me to apologize to my mom.
Mom, I am sorry for:
- Hiding rubber snakes in the bed
- Putting that fuzzy worm on your shoulder
- Putting fish from the creek into our bathtub
- All those times you had to visit the principle, because I got in trouble at school
- Being extremely stubborn and ignoring everything you said
- Putting a plastic spider in your hair
- Hiding my brother in the shrunk
- All those speeding tickets I go as a teenager
- Being rebellious and obnoxious
It didn’t matter how much trouble I caused, how mischievous or reckless I behaved, you where always there. You never abandoned me or gave up on me. You are an awesome mom and I love you.
Cook’s Pest Control came today to spray the yard for fleas and ticks. We don’t have any, but with five dogs it’s important to be proactive. The dogs had to stay out of the yard for a couple of hours, so I decided to take them on a field trip.
First, we did the drive-thru at the bank. I deposited my check, and the teller sent out five biscuits for the boys. I called each boy by name and handed them their treat. They all did an excellent job. They waited calmly for their turn and didn’t try to take a treat from another dog. The teller was very impressed and said, “Your dogs are awesome.”
Next, I took the boys into the woods. They had a wonderful time running around and swimming. Ben tried to catch some of the fish, but wasn’t successful. It was fun watching him try and it made me laugh.
Finally, it was time to go home. The boys had a great time and they are all exhausted. I ended up spending the afternoon cleaning the Jeep, because it was covered in mud.
I found this Brown Recluse spider in my bedroom. The Brown Recluse is a tiny spider, but it also deadly.
As you can imagine, the Thaler’s are not happy about this intruder. A call was made to Cook’s Pest Control to ensure it doesn’t have any relatives taking up residence in our home.
I am usually the type of person that will not kill spiders. If they are outside, I don’t bother them. If they are in the house, I might kill it or I might take it outside.
However, the Brown Recluse is a different story. This is full on chemical war. There will be no enemy survivors, all Brown Recluse spiders on our property must die.
Yesterday, I fell backwards in the garage and landed on my tailbone. When I hit the concrete floor the pain was so excruciating I felt like I was about to vomit and pee my pants at the same time.
My mom was on the other side of the garage. She knew I fell, but didn’t see the landing. She was calling to me and worried I hit my head.
I didn’t answer right away, because I was so concerned about accidentally going to the bathroom in my pants. I was struggling to get off the floor as quickly as possible. However, the pain was so bad it was a difficult task and I was moaning the entire time.
I finally managed to stand up and told my mom I was fine. I didn’t hit my head, so we got into the Jeep. We had tickets to see the Footloose musical at the Von Braun Civic Center. We both were looking forward to it, so I tried to continue on with the day.
However, the pain in my buttocks and lower back continued to increase and I was struggling. We ended up going to the Madison Hospital ER. I told Mom she didn’t have to stay and if she wanted she could go see the musical without me. There wasn’t anything she could do at the ER, but she decided to stay with me.
They took x-rays of my lower back and the doctor examined me. Luckily, nothing is broken. The doctor said I have contusions on my coccyx. Basically, I bruised my tailbone and I should be better in about a week.
Yesterday, I planed to do something nice for my mom. I bought the tickets for the musical and we planned to spend the day having fun. The day didn’t go as planned. My mom ended up doing something nice for me. She spent the day at the ER and went to the pharmacy to get my medication. I guess that’s what family is all about.