Advice From a Rat


Alloway is a famous rat that dispenses practical advice to humans and animals.  Here are a couple of examples.

  • Love is difficult because it’s very, very important.  Nothing very, very important was every easy.
  • If you want him to be your bestest friend, then all you have to do is make it clear that he yours and he can’t do a leave.  Pin him down,  show him who’s in charge,  pee on everything he owns,  stability and boundaries are key.

This is book is hilarious and I loved it.