Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

Creative Reasons to Call in Sick

  1. Spring fever 
  2. Winter blues
  3. Zombie bite
  4. Hit by a deer
  5. Caffeine withdrawal 
  6. Injured by falling out of bed
  7. Indigestion due to overeating 
  8. Hiccups
  9. Vitamin D deficiency must spend the day at the beach
  10. Legs fell asleep and cannot walk
  11. Hair emergency roots are showing 
  12. Poisoned by a family member
  13. Wii elbow

What are some other reasons for calling in sick?  Share your ideas in the comment section.

Biohazard Home

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My mom has been sick for a week.  Last night, I took her to the ER and she was admitted to the hospital.  She is a very sick woman.

My niece is also sick.  She is congested, coughing, fatigued and nauseous.  Poor Gwen has to stay home from school today, because of her illness.

I decided to post a sign on our door to warn people that this house is full of biological contaminates.

I am very grateful for Jennifer Miller.  She is working hard to get this place cleaned for us.  I really needed her help this week.