Creative Reasons to Call in Sick
- Spring fever
- Winter blues
- Zombie bite
- Hit by a deer
- Caffeine withdrawal
- Injured by falling out of bed
- Indigestion due to overeating
- Vitamin D deficiency must spend the day at the beach
- Legs fell asleep and cannot walk
- Hair emergency roots are showing
- Poisoned by a family member
- Wii elbow
What are some other reasons for calling in sick? Share your ideas in the comment section.
Snot is flowing
Think, green, and disgusting
Down the throat rolling
Now you are gagging
While you are hacking
Your nose you keep blowing
Until it’s blistering
It seems never ending
My mom has been sick for a week. Last night, I took her to the ER and she was admitted to the hospital. She is a very sick woman.
My niece is also sick. She is congested, coughing, fatigued and nauseous. Poor Gwen has to stay home from school today, because of her illness.
I decided to post a sign on our door to warn people that this house is full of biological contaminates.
I am very grateful for Jennifer Miller. She is working hard to get this place cleaned for us. I really needed her help this week.