In 1996, I bought a new Ford Ranger. I went to register the truck and was handed this license plate.
This was not a personalized plate. The letters “UFO” just happen to be the next letters that came up in the series.
Since I do have a history of speeding and I have received numerous speeding tickets, it seemed appropriate.
I sold that truck a long time ago and I currently live in Alabama. However, I saved the license plate and now it hangs on my wall.
I’ve seen a vast number of inconsiderate drivers over the years, so I came up with a plan to improve the situation.
When I retire, I want to buy an old truck and drive around looking for bad drivers. If someone runs a red light, I’m not going to stop. Instead, I will hit them with my truck.
If they try to steal my parking space, I will hit them with my truck.
I plan to hit them hard enough to leave a nasty dent, but not hard enough to cause injuries.
Sounds like a great plan to me.