My UFO Truck

In 1996, I bought a new Ford Ranger.  I went to register the truck and was handed this license plate.

This was not a personalized plate.  The letters “UFO” just happen to be the next letters that came up in the series.

Since I do have a history of speeding and I have received numerous speeding tickets, it seemed appropriate.

I sold that truck a long time ago and I currently live in Alabama.  However, I saved the license plate and now it hangs on my wall.

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Crashing and Driving School

I’ve seen a vast number of inconsiderate drivers over the years, so I came up with a plan to improve the situation.

When I retire, I want to buy an old truck and drive around looking for bad drivers.  If someone runs a red light, I’m not going to stop.  Instead, I will hit them with my truck.

If they try to steal my parking space, I will hit them with my truck.

I plan to hit them hard enough to leave a nasty dent, but not hard enough to cause injuries.

Sounds like a great plan to me.

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