The sagging pants fashion trend is popular among America’s youth; however, older generations tend to despise the practice. Therefore, I have developed a plan to solve the sagging pants problem.
Instead of complaining about the fashion trend or making it illegal, the older generation should join the trend. That’s right, everyone in their 40’s, 50’s, and 60’s need to start sagging. If this happened sagging pants would go from rebellious and hip to utterly uncool. – Problem Solved
As teenagers, my brother and I spent a lot of time playing in the woods. We went hiking, fishing, and swimming in the creek.
We also built a makeshift fort and took some of my mom’s old lawn furniture down there. Mom never did figure out what happened to her chairs.
We spray-painted graffiti under the bridge. We wrote our names, the names of our dogs, and noted each year we were there.
Basically, the two of us ran wild through those woods and we were having a blast.
That was 26 years ago. Aaron passed away three years ago and his birthday is on Monday. I decided to take his daughter (Gwen) out there. She heard various stories over the years, but never got a chance to see the area. It seemed like a good way to honor Aaron’s memory.
I was surprised to see a lot of our graffiti is still there. Each step I took, felt like I was going back in time. Even though the terrain has changed some over the years, I could still recognize different sections and areas. I still remembered my way around those woods.
Memories of those days flooded my mind. It was a surreal feeling. I could almost see us and our dogs running wild. I was excited to see it all again. However, I felt the grief of my brother’s death.
I was hiking down memory lane and my heart was overflowing with mixed emotions.
I used to be a teenager that was embarrassed by adults, but now I am an adult that embarrasses teenagers.
I took my teenage niece shopping for new shoes. While the store worker was measuring her feet, I commented on her toenails and said she needed to cut them more often.
My niece didn’t say a word, instead she just did a face palm.
It’s official, I am an embarrassment to teenagers.